Lost Fan vs. Sports Fan
I’m tired of people scoffing at my Lost obsession. To add insult to injury, it’s usually sports fans that chuckle when they ask what is on my calendar at work or hear me talking to someone about Lost. Let’s compare a Lost fan to a sports fan:
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Lost fans don’t tailgate before a new episode. Although it is worth celebrating, you wouldn’t be able to keep up, comprehend or talk any sense if you had done what this guy is doing.
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Lost fans don’t paint their faces. I don’t even know what colors we would use.
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I can’t swear to this but I don’t think that any Lost fan has ever shaved anything on their back related to the show. You’d need a lot of hair to get the numbers there but the guy above might be able to swing it.
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Lost fans don’t run around naked in support of the show.
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Lost fans don’t devote entire parts of their body permanently to the show. A small tattoo perhaps, but nothing like this guy.
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Now sports fans will argue that athletes devote years of their lives training until they are a finely tuned machine. But think about it. You don’t just *become* a good writer, actor, editor, etc… This takes training and practice. Is Damon not the Beckham of writing?
So the next time someone rolls their eyes at *your* Lost obsession, just remember these things.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Nice comparison Gitsie Girl. But I think we do tailgate, just not in person. We tailgate on the message boards and it’s primarily a post-game thing, but it’s still there. There are also people who dress up whether or not face painting or back shaving is involved. I’ve seen cool party pics especially for finales. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a LOST fan tattoo, but that’s probably just because Stranger in a Strange Land made it very not cool to have tatts. And I’ll absolutely agree that Damon is the Michael Jordan of writing. I hate soccer.
August 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I actually do get naked in support of Lost.
August 16th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I love football and I love Lost. Difference is Lost is undefeated, never lets me down like some of my other teams!
August 29th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Come on GG, where’s the love for the sports fan?
Just kidding… But I’m obsessed with sports AND Lost.
The Minnesota Vikings will win the Super Bowl. And Matthew Fox will be the MVP.